Bah, humbug!

I hate Christmas. There, I said it. Sure I love the snow, the extra money from grandmother, & all the presents but its such a commercial hassle I can live without it all. Its lost the magic & I yearn for a simpler time. I'm beginning to think that Santa is dead & he just isn't coming this year. If I break the news to my youngest, I can save a bundle! Hmm.. now should I go down & get that big screen or blow all the savings down at Susie's? At least at Susie's I can get a free roll-over & that happy ending! Mwuhahaaaa...

Oh, & for those of you who dedicate yourself to improving your lot in life by subscribing to New Year's resolutions, Grow a Nut! I mean c'mon.. haven't you any mere shred of discipline within? Oh ok.. you quit smoking everyday. Big deal. Take charge of your life & just do it. Don't wait for some magic point on a calendar. Must everything be an excuse? Remember, there's nothing about you that changing yourself entirely won't fix.